Well, here's the box:
From the look of it, it might have been mashed a little in transit, but not severely. I've opened it at one end and it is acclimating.
And here's the swag. A Guild logo mug, a Guild logo hat, and a shirt that I also presume has the Guild logo on it somewhere, though I have not opened it to check:
The shirt is probably not going to fit me, but the hat, surprisingly, does. I usually have a hard time with hats due to having a Big Giant Head.
So now we wait for temperature. It's a good time for it to arrive; the temperature is in the 50s outside right now, which is unseasonably warm for late November in the Midwest. I'm impatient but I will let it warm up.