Worst song ever?

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killdeer43 said:
Boris_B said:
Hi, newbie here, but I have to nominate "A Horse With No Name" by America.
The song means absolutely NOTHING! And, "Ain't no one FOR TO GIVE YOU NO PAIN?" Is that English?
Boris,
A masterful dissection of a song that could only be appreciated while under the influence of all those "medicinals" we used to indulge in "back in the day." Joe
HEY! I learned how to introduce a 3rd chord to a 2 chord vamp to that song! :lol:
 

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Telenator said:
I'm going to have to cast my vote for pretty much anything Yoko Ono has done.
Hey anybody good enough for John Lennon's good enough for me! In fact when "Walking on Thin Ice" came out I was ecstatic John was finally getting some edginess back! And have you REALLY listened to "Kiss Kiss Kiss"? DEFINITELY X-rated with nary a 4 letter word. I can handle that! :lol:
 

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coastie99 said:
zulu said:
Good morning, everyone.

Tie me kangaroo down, sport.

you're welcome. :D

Even worse .......... Stairway To Heaven !!
You do realize of course that "Kangaroo" isn't REALLY about kangaroos and "Stairway" isn't REALLY about heaven, of course..... :lol:
 

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killdeer43 said:
A little input from others and I rest my case!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/04/19/eye.ent.worstsong/index.html

Joe :wink:

Deja vu. Clearly you missed my link on the second page or so...
fronobulax said:
How could we forget Paul Anka's Havin' My Baby which has already made it to Number One (with a bullet) on a worst song list compiled by CNN a few years ago? Follow the CNN link at your own risk. I was reminded of several other songs I would just as soon forget.
 

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I was talking to some younger friends and realized that there is some generational bias going on. They could not imagine a worst songs list that did not include Barney's "I Love You" and Sheri Lewis and Lamb Chop doing "The Neverending Song". To avoid any liability concerns I am not linking to performances. If you want to hear them you do so at your own risk and by a link that you found yourself :)
 

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adorshki said:
OK I got it, nothing's gonna top this: William Shatner's version of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" 8)

It's in a close race with Richard Harris' version of "MacArthur Park" :lol:
 

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William Shatner doesn't count -we already hate him for his acting :lol:

How about Nancy Snotra "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'"
 

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dreadnut said:
William Shatner doesn't count -we already hate him for his acting :lol:


Then you won't like mine :mrgreen:

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Any one post this yet? Group is Sweet (hardly!) and that memorable hit... :roll:

North side, east side
Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he's the king around town
Dancing, glancing
Willy drives them silly with his star shoe shimmy shuffle down
Way past one, and feeling alright
'Cause with little Willy round they can last all night
Hey down, stay down, stay down down

'Cause little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round
Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home

Be afraid, be very afraid... :?
 

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adorshki said:
JerryR said:
dreadnut said:
William Shatner doesn't count -we already hate him for his acting :lol:


Then you won't like mine :mrgreen:

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Jerry I don't know if they Priceline.com over there, but did you negotiate a real good deal for that costume? :lol:

Costume :shock: I always dress like that :mrgreen:
 
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