Worst song ever?

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fronobulax said:
How's about we veer back to specific songs and not just heap abuse on specific genres? I'd hope that people actually listen to a "song" before it becomes a candidate for the "Worst Song, Ever" and it sounds as people are describing things that they cannot listen to. Just sayin' as a matter of courtesy, since there are obviously people who listen to things that other people believe is noise.
My vote still goes to Hollaback Girl. Just look at the lyrics of the breakdown:

Let me hear you say this ____ is bananas.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

it repeats.......it repeats.........why does it repeat so many times?????????? :x :x :x
 

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t was invented by a guy who tried to neuter his tomcat at home with a pair of nail clippers and no anesthesia.

When I was a kid, my mom neutered our cat in the kitchen sink.

Elvira, ugh.
 

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killdeer43 said:
One of Kenny Rogers' sappiest should be on this list:
"You Decorated My Life."

Between that one and Bobby G's "Honey" I learned to be quick on the dial! :wink:

Joe
I'll be forced to add to my own list here with another of Kenny's "hits." To hear him do "Lady" is painful enough, but to SEE him do it is more painful still.
He suffered from being "full of himself." :wink:

Joe
 

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In 1971 Lee Michaels released Do You Know What I Mean...

"been 14 days since I don't know when...
I just saw her with my best friend...
Do you know what I mean"...

Hate this song...do you know what I mean? :twisted:
 

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These poignant lyrics still ring in my ear....

"Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
If you mother says don't chew it do you swallow it in spite?
Do you hang it on your tonsils and heave it left and right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?"

....and beg to be on this list. :lol:

Joe
 

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fronobulax said:
How's about we veer back to specific songs and not just heap abuse on specific genres? Just sayin' as a matter of courtesy, since there are obviously people who listen to things that other people believe is noise.
You're right, and after I told myself I'd never do it, too. You see that dogpile and wanna jump right on! :lol: :oops:
 

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killdeer43 said:
These poignant lyrics still ring in my ear....

"Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
If you mother says don't chew it do you swallow it in spite?
Do you hang it on your tonsils and heave it left and right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?"

....and beg to be on this list. :lol:

Joe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plrpTaYUd6Q :wink: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 

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Hi, newbie here, but I have to nominate "A Horse With No Name" by America.

It's a great example of a song promoted as oh-so-profound but instead is utter nonsense. I'm sure America laughed endlessly at this joke they perpetrated on the record-buying public.


On the first part of the journey,
I was looking at all the life.
There were plants and birds and rocks and things,
There was sand and hills and rings.
The first thing I met, was a fly with a buzz,
And the sky, with no clouds.
The heat was hot, and the ground was dry,
But the air was full of sound.

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name,
It felt good to be out of the rain.
In the desert you can remember your name,
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

After two days, in the desert sun,
My skin began to turn red.
After three days, in the desert fun,
I was looking at a river bed.
And the story it told, of a river that flowed,
Made me sad to think it was dead.

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name,
It felt good to be out of the rain.
In the desert you can remember your name,
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la

After nine days, I let the horse run free,
'Cause the desert had turned to sea.
There were plants and birds, and rocks and things,
There was sand and hills and rings.
The ocean is a desert, with its life underground,
And a perfect disguise above.
Under the cities lies, a heart made of ground,
But the humans will give no love.

You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name,
It felt good to be out of the rain.
In the desert you can remember your name,
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.

La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la
La la, la, la la la la, la la la, la, la


"A fly with a buzz?" Gee! And, you know, "the heat was... hot." Duhhhh. And the "humans will give no love." Awww... angst!!!

The song means absolutely NOTHING! And, "Ain't no one FOR TO GIVE YOU NO PAIN?" Is that English?
 

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Boris_B said:
Hi, newbie here, but I have to nominate "A Horse With No Name" by America.
It's a great example of a song promoted as oh-so-profound but instead is utter nonsense. I'm sure America laughed endlessly at this joke they perpetrated on the record-buying public.
"A fly with a buzz?" Gee! And, you know, "the heat was... hot." Duhhhh. And the "humans will give no love." Awww... angst!!!
The song means absolutely NOTHING! And, "Ain't no one FOR TO GIVE YOU NO PAIN?" Is that English?
Boris,

A masterful dissection of a song that could only be appreciated while under the influence of all those "medicinals" we used to indulge in "back in the day." Back when there was so much depth in shallow things; e.g., the heat was hot; in the desert you can remember your name, etc. What?

All of a sudden, I have the munchies, :wink:
Joe
 

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Hi Boris, and welcome! I see you're a fellow Michigander :D

Couldn't agree more about "A Horse With No Name" Should be 'A Song With No Tune". Whatsup with a whole song that only has 2 notes. OK, 3.

Another one that goes near the top of my "Puker" list is "Highway To Hell" :cry: not to mention just about anything else by AC-DC.
 

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dreadnut said:
Another one that goes near the top of my "Puker" list is "Highway To Hell" :cry: not to mention just about anything else by AC-DC.
You might want to check out Hayseed Dixie and see whether it is the song or just the original performance/recording that brings on the gag reflex.
 

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Almost forgot this classic! Wish I could... :twisted:

'Cause like a princess she was layin' there
Moonlight dancin' off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy van
And that's all right with me...

Well, it's NOT all right with me... :x
 

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gee, Fab, I kinda like that one...you got something against picking up a hitchhiking hippie chick, making love with reckless abandon, and letting her out in a small town, never to be seen again? :lol: :lol: Well, the tune is pretty good.
 

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Never really paid much attention to Chevy Van but I copied a Youtube comment here
"I think this is the best song ever written about? statutory rape. it brings back lots of great memories" Sort of wonder about the mentality of the writer!

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spiderman said:
Never really paid much attention to Chevy Van but I copied a Youtube comment here "I think this is the best song ever written about? statutory rape. it brings back lots of great memories" Sort of wonder about the mentality of the writer!
Interesting insight, and slight veer. Several of the older contributors to LTG have noted that there are lyrics that they performed when younger without a second thought, that they now find make them uncomfortable. That is possibly an example, if anyone will admit to ever covering the song.
 

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guildzilla said:
Has anyone mentioned "Elvira" ......?"

This one led to one of my favourite comedy songs: "Put the Oak Ridge Boys in the Slammer" :lol:
 
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