Willie Nelson Busted

[Darryl Hattenhauer]

GM

A high school friend of mine came up with that punchline, but with a salacious set up. So in honor of Carnak the Ridiculous, I'll give the answer, and then the question:

Answer: A Hattenhauer

Question: What did Darryl's mom make in the clothing factory?

I guess after that, my dad made a hatted frau.

 

[Squawk]

Anyone ever have the misfortune of owning a Chevette in the early 80s?

I didn't own one, but for a year or two, they were used a fleet vehicles where I worked (NJ state). The one I used to use was so bad I wrote a song about it. The signal arm came off in my hand; the speedometer needle fell off; the steering wheel would vibrate - and that was after it came back from service at the central motor pool.

 

[Jeff]

Then there was my mom's Corvair with two on the dash. Slower than a VW with the mileage of a hemi.

Or my '63 Valiant with three on the dash. I traded it to a guy for a pair of used boots re-soled with tire tread. Much better mileage, and more reliable.

Topped only by my Renault with 4 on the dash. French cars just aren't as good as French snails. Except in speed.

Darryl,

I have no idea how this thread got to 2 speed Corvairs, 3 on the dash Dodges, & Renaults.

It'll really be scary of the Corvair turns out to be a white 4 dr. I never owned any of the afore mentioned vehicles but my friends owned the exact models,

Was the Renault a Dauphine?

French wine, OK I'll go along French cars & brie cheese, naaaa, they're right up there with them French Mirage Jets the Navy keeps shooting down in the Middle East. Kaddaffi had several, still does I guess, a few less. You know the ones they keep hiding in Iran every time the US & British planes show up.

 

[Darryl Hattenhauer]

My mom had a Chevette, too. I guess she bought a lot of hideous and disfunctional cars so her son wouldn't seem so bad by comparison.

The Corvair wasn't white. And the Renault wasn't a Dauphine--it was a Merde.

And the Danish word for accelerator is "speederen."

 

[Graham]

I guess after that, my dad made a hatted frau.

Uncle!!!

G

 

[Darryl Hattenhauer]

you don't want to hear about my uncle.

 

[West R Lee]

Dr. Hatt,

Your picture is conspicuously absent from this website, where are ya. Post one old buddy.

West

 

[coastie99]

YEAH !!

What West sez !

 

[West R Lee]

Tell 'em Coasteramo. And I'll bet he just gawks at us! Shows us to his friends and stuff......................says "look at this idiot". I can hear you now Hattman. Only one way to redeem yourself.

West

 

[Darryl Hattenhauer]

There's a picture out in google land with my name on it that isn't me, but it's what I'm going to look like in another 20 years.

So I'll try to out myself here before long.

 

[Darryl Hattenhauer]

I don't know how to post a pitcher, so howz 'bout somebody emailing me at iddch@asu.edu so I can send you a jpg to post here on the forum for 'em.

 

[Graham]

you don't want to hear about my uncle.

Oh brother.

G

 

[california]

I had one of those Corvairs with the two speed on the dash in the '60s. Not exactly a speed demon but traction in snow and ice was awesome, and not having a transmission hump made, well, you know :wink: ..... a lot easier than in other cars!

 

[coastie99]

Humping ?

 

[california]

C'mon, I was only 16!

 

[Jeff]

No Jail for Willie Nelson on Drug Charge

I reckon this is about full circle for this thread.

Willie Nelson spared jail time on drug charges.

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx ... 4&GT1=7702

 

[Graham]

Thank goodness for that, I can put down my Free Willie plackard.

 

[Dr Izza Plumber]

Whew!
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[Jake The Loafer]

8) Back to the ranch to to twist one up. :lol:

 

[Scratch]

Just two cents worth from ole Scratch.

Can't say i agree much with Willie's politics and lifestyle, etc, but I've always had a soft spot for his music. Guess it might just be a Texas thing, but anyway, this is probably my favorite (teamed up with with Merle H.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK6FCWBiAMo