Time for some guitarist jokes...

[GGJaguar]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

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Somehow I don't think Segovia would have found this funny

 

[Guildedagain]

Only two stacks?

 

[Rocky]

Somehow I don't think Segovia would have found this funny

There's an anecdote about Segovia and Macaferri about the electric guitar, but I'll likely screw it up.

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[krysh]

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Did they retrieve this from the Titanic?

No, it‘s a Gibson Grabber. Nobody wants to play a Grabber.

 

[Rich Cohen]

My first guitar was a Silvertone with strings 1/4" off the frets.

What did you do with it?

Developed calluses.

I was beaucoup lucky. My sister decided to learn guitar. So my dad bought her a Martin classical model. After a short time, she gave it up, and I took it. That moment coincided with the rush of the "folk revival." That was 1960. I taught myself, though I already was a musician on the piano, clarinet and saxophone. Boy, life deals us weird moments and opportunities.

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

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I remember someone saying something like "The difference between the Scottish pipes and the Northumbrian pipes, is that the latter is a musical instrument!"

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[fronobulax]

 

[Guildedagain]

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.


 

[Guildedagain]

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

A yam session ;]

 

[davismanLV]

Okay that last one was REALLY BAD!!!

 

[JohnW63]

It could be worse. Given it said "jazz". It could be " A yam session with plenty of wrong notes "

 

[Guildedagain]