Time for some guitarist jokes...

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[FONT=&quot]A lady was recently arrested for beating her husband to death with his own guitar collection.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]At her initial appearance in court the judge leaned over, scowled at her and said "First offender?"[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]She said no... first a Gibson, then a Fender.

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[FONT=&quot]What's the difference between a rock guitarist and jazz guitarist?[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]A rock guitarist plays four chords to 6000 people[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]A jazz guitarist plays 6000 chords to four people

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[FONT=&quot]Woman goes to her doctor and is told she has only six months to live. She asks the doctor if she can do anything to increase this.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The doctor tells her she could move in with a bass player. The women asks if it will make her live longer. Doctor replies:[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]“No, but it will seem like it!”


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So wrong, but it made me laugh.

 

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[FONT=&quot]How many Folk Singers does it take to change a light bulb?[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]One to change it and five to sing about how good the old one was.

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[FONT="]What's the difference between a rock guitarist and jazz guitarist?[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=#2C2C2C][FONT="]A rock guitarist plays four chords to 6000 people[/FONT]


[FONT="]A jazz guitarist plays 6000 chords to four people

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IMO, so far, Walrus takes the cake!
 

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Why do guitarists prefer playing guitar to cycling?
Because with a bike you only get two pedals.


 
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[FONT="]What's the difference between a rock guitarist and jazz guitarist?[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=#2C2C2C][FONT="]A rock guitarist plays four chords to 6000 people[/FONT]


[FONT="]A jazz guitarist plays 6000 chords to four people

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walrus
LMAO great joke!
 

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[FONT="]How many Folk Singers does it take to change a light bulb?[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=#2C2C2C][FONT="]One to change it and five to sing about how good the old one was.

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I thought it was one to change it and five to complain about how much better it was before it was electrified.
 

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How do you get an electric guitarist to play softly?

Put some sheet music in front of them.



 
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How do you get an electric guitarist to play softly?

Put some sheet music in front of them.


The corollary to this is:

How do you make a classical guitarist stop playing?

Take away his sheet music.

' Strang
 
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