Time for some guitarist jokes...

[adorshki]

How do you make a classical guitarist stop playing?

Take away his sheet music.

' Strang

Second corollary:
If you make a mistake and repeat it twice, it's jazz.

 

[walrus]

For you Don Martin fans:

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walrus

 

[Westerly Wood]

Second corollary:
If you make a mistake and repeat it twice, it's jazz.

assuming you remember to repeat the mistake twice

 

[walrus]

Then there's the Lee Harvey Oswald Band...

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walrus

 

[Guildedagain]

How do you get an electric guitarist to play softly?

Put some sheet music in front of them.

Hey, is that an uber rare three p'up Bluesbird?

These are priceless, kudos to Walrus. Wife even though the Fender one was funny haha, you should never read your wife jokes about killing someone with their guitar collection but I usually give her knives, machetes and adzes for her bday and I'm still here.

I learned the mistake trick years ago, most of my playing hinges on mistakes...

 

[MLBob]

Got a chuckle reading this:

"I like what Chet Atkins said to a well meaning person who commented ' Your guitar sounds nice. 'Chet put down the instrument and said,'How does it sound now ?' "

 

[walrus]

[FONT=&quot]"How do you get to a million dollars as a Jazz guitarist?"[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Start out with two million.[/FONT]


walrus

 

[JerryR]

My guitar sounds better when I put it down:stupid:

 

[adorshki]

My guitar sounds better when I put it down :stupid:

That's cruel.
I don't insult my guitars no matter how drunk I am.

 

[dreadnut]

Sure, you can play with my band! Here, plug in!

 

[Prince of Darkness]