Time for some guitarist jokes...

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For you Don Martin fans:

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Then there's the Lee Harvey Oswald Band...

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How do you get an electric guitarist to play softly?

Put some sheet music in front of them.



Hey, is that an uber rare three p'up Bluesbird?

These are priceless, kudos to Walrus. Wife even though the Fender one was funny haha, you should never read your wife jokes about killing someone with their guitar collection but I usually give her knives, machetes and adzes for her bday and I'm still here.

I learned the mistake trick years ago, most of my playing hinges on mistakes...
 
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Got a chuckle reading this:

"I like what Chet Atkins said to a well meaning person who commented ' Your guitar sounds nice. 'Chet put down the instrument and said,'How does it sound now ?' "
 

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[FONT=&quot]"How do you get to a million dollars as a Jazz guitarist?"[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Start out with two million.[/FONT]


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My guitar sounds better when I put it down:stupid:
 

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Sure, you can play with my band! Here, plug in!

 

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i don’t think my wife would find that one funny at all.
Right so - the entry door is in wrong place - I can imagine her suffering while dragging groceries thru jungle of umphteen guitars, amps etc - and you don't want peole walk to & fro via guitar collection all the time. The door should be up left next to bedroom door.
 
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