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West R Lee

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My wife is an angel. Mrs. West gets up with me at 5:00 am each morning and after breakfast, as I am walking out the door, she hands me my morning, freshly brewed and very HOT coffee. This morning was no different. I'd gotten a good nights sleep as it had rained hard last night.

Styrofoam cup in hand, I was off......middle of nowhere, 5:30 am. As I appraoched the first curve on the farm to market road where we live, I reached for my coffee. I've done that tens of thousands of times, but this time, as I took the cup towards my mouth, it hit the steering wheel. The entire cup of steaming coffee went into my lap.

My butt raised from the seat, and I looked down, again.......as I approached the first curve. The ground was extremely soft as it was so wet, and as I looked up, the driver's side of my truck had left the pavement and I was fast approaching a concrete culvert. Not a problem as I've pointed out to my wife that many times, people overcorrect and it causes them to lose control! I remember having time to think how glad I was that I had my seatbelt on. I pulled to the right and as my driver's side tires grabbed the pavement again, I shot to the other side of the road, this time the entire truck left the pavement.

My truck sideswiped a rather large tree came to rest against an embankment, right next to a piece of 3" pipe marking a pipeline. Didn't look too bad, but she had to be pulled out with a wrecker. My repairman says the frame is bent, but I honestly didn't think I hit that hard. Ol' girl served me well.

I tell you folks this not for sympathy, but to stress how important it is that no matter what happens while you're driving, even a cup of hot coffee in your lap, DO NOT take your eyes off the road.

OK Graham, floor is open to comments on my driving. :mrgreen:

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West R Lee said:
OK Graham, floor is open to comments on my driving. :mrgreen:

West

Glad you're all right Jim.

The problem as I read it is that veered to the left. You're so conservative that I don't think you even eat leftovers! :shock:

Even the signs on our trip down last year knew where you stood.

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Stay to the right and you'll be fine son. :lol:
 

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Back to your extremely rare form I see....Mrs. West says she misses you. Oh gosh, here we go again! :shock: Thanks buddy.

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Bottom line: you made it through OK and that's the best thing about your little morning adventure. Another story for the hot stove league. :lol:
You can always get another truck and there's certainly more coffee out there!

Safe travels, Jim! :wink:

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killdeer43 said:
Bottom line: you made it through OK and that's the best thing about your little morning adventure. Another story for the hot stove league. :lol:
You can always get another truck and there's certainly more coffee out there!

Safe travels, Jim! :wink:

Joe

Thanks Joe :) ......been telling myself that all day.
 

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Money can buy cars but not health … glad you're fine!

Take care,
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Glad you're ok West. Up here, we can get fined a couple hundred bucks for not wearing a seat belt...most of us do it automatically, and its a good habit to get into...another thing I learned some time ago is when you're driving where you look is where you go...watch where you are going and want to go, and forget about the cell phone till you are parked some where...again glad you're ok....it must have gotten a little steamy down there too....I was going to ask, 'one lump or two' but I won't... :wink: Steffan
 

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killdeer43 said:
You can always get another truck and there's certainly more coffee out there!

But you only get issued one lap. <cringe>

Glad to hear you're ok, Jim!
 

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good, to hear you are ok, jim.

sh*t happens. better the cars frame is bent than yours. :wink:
 

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Well, at least you weren't talking on a cell phone. :shock:

Glad you're o.k., Jim. :D


So are you going to sue Mrs. West for making the coffee too hot? :mrgreen:
 

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Glad you're ok and had the courage (or maybe it is a self-depreciating sense of humor?) to post. Should we start a LTG funded legal defense fund for Mrs. West when you sue her because the cup she used did not have a warning that "The beverage you are about to enjoy is HOT. Please use caution."?
 

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Cheese Jim ... close one ... coulda been like Tiger and rammed a tree ... Mrs. West wasn't chasing you with a 9 iron was she? :wink: Glad you're ok ... can always get a new pickup! ... John
 

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Yikes! Now, if that had been beer you spilled, you'd be guilty of alcohol abuse! All that wasted beer!

Glad you came through it OK. Unless you're really into buying a new truck, I'll bet that, ahem, bent frame has a lot more miles left in it.
 

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capnjuan said:
... Mrs. West wasn't chasing you with a 9 iron was she?
Why should she do so? It was only coffee getting into his pants … :mrgreen:
 

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Thank goodness you came through it without injury. How long did it take to separate your butt from the seat?

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Reminds me of the woman who sued McDonald's when she spilled their hot coffee all over her lap. Ya think you and the missus can reach an equitable agreement? :lol: Glad you're o.k.

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Dang Jim!!! Glad you're OK, buddy. We ain't got but one West... And I think you deserve a new truck...

The front of your pants must have been a real mess.... What about the back?
 
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