General Music Humor

[Opsimath]

Good enough, apparently. She would occasionally fix a recipe from that book, partly to have a hot lunch at a jobsite, as well as to amuse her co-workers.

I looked at the book on Amazon, including a bit of the "look inside". Even if you have no intention of cooking in your car's engine many reviewers say it is an entertaining read. The authors have a good sense of humor.

 

[Prince of Darkness]

Keith on 'the police': "There was a knock on our dressing-room door. Our manager shouted, 'Keith! Ron! The Police are here!' Oh, man, we panicked, flushed everything down the john. Then the door opened and it was Stewart Copeland and Sting."

 

[Nuuska]

Fortunately for them - they had already enough loot to get any amount - any stuff - any time - wonder they're still alive

 

[walrus]

walrus

 

[walrus]

walrus

 

[Guildedagain]

 

[Guildedagain]

As seen on Craigslist ;]

 

[Nuuska]

Are they guaranteed NOT to have toilet scent inside them?

 

[fronobulax]

Are they guaranteed NOT to have toilet scent inside them?

Only the ones that have radiation shielding.

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[JerryR]

Good enough, apparently. She would occasionally fix a recipe from that book, partly to have a hot lunch at a jobsite, as well as to amuse her co-workers.

Manifold destiny?

 

[geoguy]

Manifold destiny?

Yup . . .

 

[jp]

I bought that book for my mother-in-law once as a joke. She takes cooking so seriously that it took her a while to figure out that it was a joke.

 

[JohnW63]

I watched Alton Brown cook some stuff on engines.

 

[dreadnut]

Guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brought the beer and set his change on the bar.

Guy notices the piano player has a pet goat. The goat came over to the bar and gobbled up the money.

He goes over and says to the pianist "Hey, do you know your goat just ate my money?"

"No, but hum a few bars and I'll try it."

 

[Walter Broes]

 

[FNG]

Dang it...this is the one I wanted to post...makes me laugh every time.

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[The Guilds of Grot]

Looks like some Guilds in the upper left including a Double-Neck.