General Music Humor

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This is a great thread. It will take me hours to get through all of it. Apologies in advance if this was posted already…

A woman is brought before a judge on charges of beating her husband over the head with his guitars. As the judge was reviewing the paperwork he asked, “First time offender?” The woman replied, “No your honor, first a Gibson then a Fender.”
 
chazt said:
This is a great thread. It will take me hours to get through all of it. Apologies in advance if this was posted already…

A woman is brought before a judge on charges of beating her husband over the head with his guitars. As the judge was reviewing the paperwork he asked, “First time offender?” The woman replied, “No your honor, first a Gibson then a Fender.”
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Ha! See the very first post in the "Time for some guitarist jokes..." thread!

Time for some guitarist jokes...

Share 'em if you got 'em! A lady was recently arrested for beating her husband to death with his own guitar collection. At her initial appearance in court the judge leaned over, scowled at her and said "First offender?" She said no... first a Gibson, then a Fender. walrus
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walrus said:
Ha! See the very first post in the "Time for some guitarist jokes..." thread!

Time for some guitarist jokes...

Share 'em if you got 'em! A lady was recently arrested for beating her husband to death with his own guitar collection. At her initial appearance in court the judge leaned over, scowled at her and said "First offender?" She said no... first a Gibson, then a Fender. walrus
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Ha! Well, duh on me.
I started reading this thread and didn’t even get to that one yet. I must learn to be more on the ball 🥸
 
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