General Music Humor

[Skywalker]

Hal !.... I'm fed up to the teeth with you playing those Kettle Drums !

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

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[Prince of Darkness]

When you lie on your C.V. but still get hired!



P.D.Q Bach (Peter Schickele) and Itzhak Perlman, conducted by John Williams.

 

[steveintampa]

 

[chazt]

This is a great thread. It will take me hours to get through all of it. Apologies in advance if this was posted already…

A woman is brought before a judge on charges of beating her husband over the head with his guitars. As the judge was reviewing the paperwork he asked, “First time offender?” The woman replied, “No your honor, first a Gibson then a Fender.”

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Uke]

Mahler, 2nd symphony timpani riff.

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[walrus]

This is a great thread. It will take me hours to get through all of it. Apologies in advance if this was posted already…

A woman is brought before a judge on charges of beating her husband over the head with his guitars. As the judge was reviewing the paperwork he asked, “First time offender?” The woman replied, “No your honor, first a Gibson then a Fender.”

Ha! See the very first post in the "Time for some guitarist jokes..." thread!

Time for some guitarist jokes...

Share 'em if you got 'em! A lady was recently arrested for beating her husband to death with his own guitar collection. At her initial appearance in court the judge leaned over, scowled at her and said "First offender?" She said no... first a Gibson, then a Fender. walrus

letstalkguild.com

 

[chazt]

Ha! See the very first post in the "Time for some guitarist jokes..." thread!

Time for some guitarist jokes...

Share 'em if you got 'em! A lady was recently arrested for beating her husband to death with his own guitar collection. At her initial appearance in court the judge leaned over, scowled at her and said "First offender?" She said no... first a Gibson, then a Fender. walrus

letstalkguild.com

Ha! Well, duh on me.
I started reading this thread and didn’t even get to that one yet. I must learn to be more on the ball

 

[Uke]

Often times, P of D, I laugh at this stuff because it is just hilariously corny.

 

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[GGJaguar]

 

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