General Music Humor

[walrus]

The windshield?

walrus

 

[Nuuska]

Tom suggested "stinger" - I had "his hind legs" in mind -

 

[Nuuska]

 

[GAD]

I liked that one enough to remove the stains.

 

[Opsimath]

Tom suggested "stinger" - I had "his hind legs" in mind -

I heard it as "his butt".

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[fronobulax]

Wrong thread? Perhaps this is a Guitarist Joke?

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Sal]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[walrus]

And, in actual real news, but still belongs in the Funny Papers section, the Nirvana baby is suing Nirvana:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/25/ente...irvana-nevermind-lawsuit-scli-intl/index.html

walrus

 

[davismanLV]

Well, that's why it's funny.

 

[Canard]

There was a young cellist named Cleo
Seduced by a man from Rio.
As she whipped off her panties,
She said, "I'll have no andates.
I want this allegro con brio!"

 

[JohnW63]

Quickly reaches for the Music definitions guide....

I wasn't far off in my guess.

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[davismanLV]

That's hysterical, GG!!!

 

[Sal]

That woman appears to have been aroused. Meanwhile hubby dials 911.