General humor

[Rocky]

And I thought this was sorority graffiti.

 

[davismanLV]

Just to get away from math and such.. "Oh really? Did she like it??"

"She liked it!"

Best scene ever!!

 

[GGJaguar]

She: "I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear"
He: "Kitchen, bathroom and living room"

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Uke]

This would make a great wall poster for substance abuse treatment facilities. Humor and truth can be so closely connected sometimes.

 

[Uke]

Based on what I read (not just here), grammar and spelling are no longer necessary in journalism schools.

 

[Rocky]

Based on what I read (not just here), grammar and spelling are no longer necessary in journalism schools.

No, I think that people believe they can call themselves 'journalists' without an education.

 

[GGJaguar]

These are actual Italian Easter breads made by one of my Italian FB friends. We never made them into fancy shapes like these. My family just plopped an egg in the middle of a braided loaf of bread and that was that. My friend didn't say what the shapes are meant to be (I didn't ask), but here are my interpretations:

The Alien Face-Hugger


Thanos' Gauntlet


Mardi Gras mask


Dinosaur


Hmmm... uhhhh... traditional Italian Easter bread.

 

[Uke]

These are actual Italian Easter breads made by one of my Italian FB friends. We never made them into fancy shapes like these. My family just plopped an egg in the middle of a braided loaf of bread and that was that. My friend didn't say what the shapes are meant to be (I didn't ask), but here are my interpretations:

The Alien Face-Hugger


Thanos' Gauntlet


Mardi Gras mask


Dinosaur


Hmmm... uhhhh... traditional Italian Easter bread.

I think some of the traditional Greek Easter breads have one red-dyed egg representing the blood of Christ. (Not particularly appetizing).

 

[Nuuska]

A fine lady sits in a bus - behind her are two italian men - she can hear them discuss.

- Emma come first
- den I come
- two asses come togeter
- den I come one more time
- two asses come together again
- den I come and pee twice
- den I come the last a time

The lady has enough - turns around and exclaims - In this country we do NOT speak about our sexlife in public.

One man answers - Coola down Missus - Me just a trying to tell mi friend how to spell MISSISSIPPI

 

[Uke]

A fine lady sits in a bus - behind her are two italian men - she can hear them discuss.

- Emma come first
- den I come
- two asses come togeter
- den I come one more time
- two asses come together again
- den I come and pee twice
- den I come the last a time

The lady has enough - turns around and exclaims - In this country we do NOT speak about our sexlife in public.

One man answers - Coola down Missus - Me just a trying to tell mi friend how to spell MISSISSIPPI

So glad you folks are in NATO now!

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[davidbeinct]

Why was a Tennessee lawmaker drinking out of a Hershey's syrup bottle? We've got answers.

Rep. Kent Calfee has drank from the bottle on the House floor for a couple years now.

www.tennessean.com

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[fronobulax]

 

[GGJaguar]