Guy graduates from Med School, asks one of his Profs "What is your top piece of advice for me?
Prof sez "Never change your diagnosis, it will make your patients mistrust you."
He opens his practice and sees an old gal one day. "My diagnosis is that you have a locked bowel."
"But Doctor," she says, "I have just the opposite problem - I can't get ten feet from the crapper and I have to run back and sit on it again!"
Doc thinks about his Pro;s advice and tells her "My diagnosis is that you have a locked bowel; and it's locked in the open position."
Prof sez "Never change your diagnosis, it will make your patients mistrust you."
He opens his practice and sees an old gal one day. "My diagnosis is that you have a locked bowel."
"But Doctor," she says, "I have just the opposite problem - I can't get ten feet from the crapper and I have to run back and sit on it again!"
Doc thinks about his Pro;s advice and tells her "My diagnosis is that you have a locked bowel; and it's locked in the open position."
