General humor

[GGJaguar]

He went beyond infinity.

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[GGJaguar]

I'm not a golfer so I'm not aware of all the rules. I'm glad I'm not a golfer.

 

[davismanLV]

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[davismanLV]

.... and one filling to bind them all.

 

[GAD]

.... and one filling to bind them all.

And in the darkness bind them.

Now I want a cookie.

 

[Opsimath]

And in the darkness bind them.

Now I want a cookie.

Come on over. I got two packs of Oreos yesterday, original and mint.

 

[Uke]

Come on over. I got two packs of Oreos yesterday, original and mint.

Bogo at Publix?

 

[Opsimath]

Bogo at Publix?

Unfortunately, not on sale this week. I like mint, but my guys don't so I got regular for them. But Cokes were buy 2 get 2!

 

[Uke]

Unfortunately, not on sale this week. I like mint, but my guys don't so I got regular for them. But Cokes were buy 2 get 2!

A&W Root Beer, buy one get one today. Thought I saw the Oreos on sale, but kept walking. How long do you think we can continue this conversation before a Mod steps in?

 

[davismanLV]

I'm with Gary. I want a cookie (or 6) now....

 

[GAD]

I'm with Gary. I want a cookie (or 6) now....

Cookies and cocktails? I've developed a new taste for an artfully made Old Fashioned...

 

[fronobulax]

A&W Root Beer, buy one get one today. Thought I saw the Oreos on sale, but kept walking. How long do you think we can continue this conversation before a Mod steps in?

Oreos are not a cookie of much interest to me. But since someone is going to think THAT statement is funny i will gladly let the veer continue, if indeed it is even a veer.

And then there is this....

MIT Researchers Twisted Apart Hundreds of Oreos to Find the Perfect Method

Who says science can't be fun? Research explores the age-old question of the best way to twist an Oreo cookie and if you can actually split the crème evenly on both sides.

www.foodandwine.com

If @GAD reads the article and follows links there are plans for a 3D printed Oreometer which I'm sure could generate a few posts

 

[GGJaguar]

there are plans for a 3D printed Oreometer which I'm sure could generate a few posts

Not to mention charts and graphs!

 

[GAD]

Oreos are not a cookie of much interest to me. But since someone is going to think THAT statement is funny i will gladly let the veer continue, if indeed it is even a veer.

And then there is this....

MIT Researchers Twisted Apart Hundreds of Oreos to Find the Perfect Method

Who says science can't be fun? Research explores the age-old question of the best way to twist an Oreo cookie and if you can actually split the crème evenly on both sides.

www.foodandwine.com

If @GAD reads the article and follows links there are plans for a 3D printed Oreometer which I'm sure could generate a few posts

Said Oreometer details:

GitHub - crystalowens/oreometer: Files and "how-to" for the Oreometer design files

Files and "how-to" for the Oreometer design files. Contribute to crystalowens/oreometer development by creating an account on GitHub.

github.com

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]