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Honestly, I must've taken my extra stupid pill this morning. Still nothing..... jeeze.
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Opsimath
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The bird in the photo is very colorful, but it's not a peacock.
Now, work with those words. Good luck!
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Or, more likely trying to play the case to the X-79.
Nuuska
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We have the same joke - except instead of the rooster there is an 30cm ( = 12 inches ) ant - nickname of an ant ( muurahainen ) in finnish is "murkku" - use Google Translator to see the word "mulkku"
Yes - I understand this might approach the limit of the edge of Family Oriented - so if Tom does not get it - let him pm me . . .
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Okay since I finally got the damn joke with an assist from Uke and GAD, I'll post this to prove it.
kitniyatran
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I wondered for a bit what was so funny about him wishing for a large rooster
Nuuska
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Them genies must get really frustrated with people. The man has a weenie rooster ( or ant ) - he asks for large rooster ( or ant ) - genie provides - is the man happy? No!
He goes to local bar with the rooster ( or ant ) - bartender is wondering - he pulls out this magic lamp and lets the bartender have a wish.
Bartender asks for a million dollars. Soon cops start pouring in through doors and windows.
Turns out the genie is a bit illiterate.
Dollar = dollari
Cop = pollari
While on subject illiteracy - what does an illiterate agnostic, who's suffering of insomnia, do at night?
He lays awake wondering "Is there a dog?"
He goes to local bar with the rooster ( or ant ) - bartender is wondering - he pulls out this magic lamp and lets the bartender have a wish.
Bartender asks for a million dollars. Soon cops start pouring in through doors and windows.
Turns out the genie is a bit illiterate.
Dollar = dollari
Cop = pollari
While on subject illiteracy - what does an illiterate agnostic, who's suffering of insomnia, do at night?
He lays awake wondering "Is there a dog?"
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This may just be a Las Vegas thing...... sad but true. Or layer really well.
^ Not just LV, Tom! 
Opsimath
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We do that, too!This may just be a Las Vegas thing...... sad but true. Or layer really well.
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I never not have my Kyser sound hole humidifiers in when not playing the Guilds. It's dry all the time out here. Even in monsoon, it's still hot enuff to run a/c constantly so...
kitniyatran
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Sounds like southwest FloridaThis may just be a Las Vegas thing...... sad but true. Or layer really well.