Finnish sense of humor

[Nuuska]

This material is not strong enough . . .

We need polyester!

Hello - Ester speaking.

 

[Nuuska]

2081

That is your honoured great-grandfather.

 

[Nuuska]

We are receiving helicopter video in Mars!

Let's see . . .

 

[Nuuska]

Who dares to summon Moolok The Cruel?

What the hell is going on here?
Sorry - I did not...
Put it away. What's obsessing you?!

And where is this where you summoned me. One freez... WAIT A MINUTE...
What is this?

 

[Nuuska]

Guru, can you say where my scissors are?

You see the creek? It's job is to flow.
The job of the bridge is to carry over the creek.

The job of the scissors is to be lost.

 

[Nuuska]

STRANGE LIGHT

Following the tradition of every x-mas - Old Greyback pretended to be irritated, though he secretly enjoyed the decoration fuss of the birds.

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[davismanLV]

Hey PoD!! Thanks for inserting into a thread that most of us cannot contribute to. It's funny as HELL!!

 

[Nuuska]

Are you afraid of dying?

No, why should I ?

You can't fail in that.

 

[GAD]

Now that I think about it, not really Finnish sense of humor, but it's the best I could do.

 

[awagner]

Technically, any joke or cartoon involving a fish qualifies as Fin-ish

 

[Nuuska]

Now that I think about it, not really Finnish sense of humor, but it's the best I could do.

We have another version of that - explanation : The gypsies say "hai" - others say "hei" . . .




two gypsies are trying to warn Heimo Vesa about the shark by yelling : "HAI!"

He thinks they are just greeting him and says : "Yes, hello to you, too."

 

[Nuuska]

I made you a shopping bag - it was my old undies.
?!

What are those brown stripes?
No - better I do not know.

Don't you want to recycle?
Let the planet perish.

 

[Nuuska]

- Are you really eating that bread you picked off the ground?
- No problem

Few hours before:
- My bread !

 

[Nuuska]

HORRIBLE NATURE

My uncle who lives in the north taught me, that there are several different ways to please a female.

And that they all are wrong.
Is there really not a single right way?

No there isn't
Quite challenging.

 

[Nuuska]

STRANGE LIGHT

Yes. It is just what it looks like. The greeks left that contraption here and we made a horse stable of it.

 

[Nuuska]

Hey hippie - wet diaper doesn't change itself!


Kalle had been dreaming about being a nurse - but now reality strikes.

 

[Nuuska]

If women were ruling the world . . .

Ok sir - just stick it in there between the plates.

 

[Nuuska]

When the patient needs suppository but you must keep two meters safety distance.

 

[GAD]