Finnish sense of humor

Nuuska · Oct 2, 2021

Our city is planning to illuminate all culturally important places.

At Heimo Vesa:
Your home is not an important place.

Nuuska · Oct 5, 2021

- Christmas!
- People are devouring my relatives.

- I'm not.
- Merry X-mas!
- For me?! - Oh - you should not have.

- Don't stand on ceremony!
- Just one present? And even that is not slopping.

Nuuska · Oct 13, 2021

?!

Are you still there?!
How come? Where would I go from my home?

Because the chicks just leave nest!

May beasts devour you!
Don't rage.

Nuuska · Oct 15, 2021

PRÄÄÄT!

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Cough - I forgot that I'm inside.

Nuuska · Nov 6, 2021

I bought some remote controlled light switches!

Nuuska · Nov 8, 2021

-JESUS COMES ! !
- yes yes

Default · Nov 8, 2021

Nuuska said:
I bought some remote controlled light switches!

Well, you are a nation of engineers...

Nuuska · Nov 9, 2021

They say simple is beautiful.

I am beautiful.

Nuuska · Nov 11, 2021

Say "HI" to grandmother.

Nuuska · Nov 14, 2021

"Make a spot on the back where his hand can't reach - and make it itch like crazy now and then."

Nuuska · Nov 17, 2021

Last summer I really tried to find me a mate.

And before you never REALLY tried?
Well - not this really!!!

And it was worse than ever! I started to wonder if I smell bad or what is wrong here?!
You smell like desperation . . .