My wife spent 16 years @ local "funny farm" - she had keys and got paid - those years I did between 150-250 gigs per year - every day leaving house we'd say : Let's go see them loonies again!
I suppose there is a great amount of "not-so-family-oriented" jokes at your workplace
If ya have some that can not be published "in open" - I'd be glad to have them in private post . . . .