Time for some guitarist jokes...

[Guildedagain]

 

[fronobulax]

 

[GAD]

It’s funny because it’s real.

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[GGJaguar]

Somebody had an accident

 

[JohnW63]

Hmmm. Mine never jumps on my fingers like that!

 

[fronobulax]

Another one that defies categorization.

 

[GAD]

Seen on a ham radio forum:

 

[Rocky]

Seen on a ham radio forum:

That's an old one,but pretty darn ingenious

 

[GGJaguar]

Mechanic's capo

 

[GGJaguar]

Tone to the bone!

 

[The Guilds of Grot]

Nice two-headed calf "Flying V"!

 

[geoguy]

I would likely be unable to sleep, with one of those in our bedroom . . .

 

[fronobulax]

I would likely be unable to sleep, with one of those in our bedroom . . .

I guess that means you wouldn't keep them in a case except when being played.

 

[geoguy]

Even cased would be too risky. Those skulls are the stuff from which nightmares are born!

 

[GAD]

Even cased would be too risky. Those skulls are the stuff from which nightmares are born!

Just think… there’s a skull inside of you right now!

 

[walrus]

Just think… there’s a skull inside of you right now!

Yes, but mine is numb!

walrus

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]