Atomic Martini - put a bottle of vermouth at Ground Zero for an above ground nuclear test. After the explosion pour the gin through the air into the glass from a height of about six inches above the glass rim.
My wife likes olives but I found one at a " Mediterranean Grill " that they put on the dinner plates that she referred to as " The saltiest thing EVER! ". I think it's a special kind of olive. It was fun watching her eat one, when I already had tried one before we both at at the place.
Regular for me. Getting back to the simple urine test, they didn't include "wet spot on pants". Could be prostate, could be incontinence, or something else like spilling olive brine on yourself while dirtying up your 3rd martini.
Old boy goes to the doctor for a checkup, brings his wife along. Doc says "I need a urine sample and a stool sample." Old boy can't hear too well so he asked his wife "What did the doctor say?" She said "Just give him your undershorts."