Simplified urine test, for those of you who I'm not friends with on FB....

[davismanLV]

 

[JohnW63]

That's direct and to the point.

 

[5thumbs]

 

[Default]

Unpitted olives are the worst.

 

[Nuuska]

Civet olives ???

 

[Guildedagain]

I like the giant Cosco Star olives with spicy bit in center.

I have a problem with Martinis, they only last two minutes at the very most, sometimes under a minute...

I like a very dirty Martini.

Shaken, not stirred ;]

 

[walrus]

I hate olives...

walrus

 

[davismanLV]

Olives are like the best things ever!! Ever since I was a kid, I've loved olives. What's not to like? Wrap a martini around one, HEAVEN!!

 

[davismanLV]

This is, for sure, a veer.....

 

[dreadnut]

 

[dreadnut]

I like my Martinis like Hawkeye on MASH - "Bring me a Martini so dry that there's dust in the glass."

 

[geoguy]

My dad would whisper the word "vermouth" in the general direction of his glass of vodka or gin.

 

[5thumbs]

For a properly dry martini, drop an ounce of vermouth in the humidifier.

 

[fronobulax]

Atomic Martini - put a bottle of vermouth at Ground Zero for an above ground nuclear test. After the explosion pour the gin through the air into the glass from a height of about six inches above the glass rim.

 

[JohnW63]

My wife likes olives but I found one at a " Mediterranean Grill " that they put on the dinner plates that she referred to as " The saltiest thing EVER! ". I think it's a special kind of olive. It was fun watching her eat one, when I already had tried one before we both at at the place.

 

[davismanLV]

Okay then, going with the VEER!! Dirty or Filthy or regular? I'm lightly dirty.....

 

[GGJaguar]

Regular for me. Getting back to the simple urine test, they didn't include "wet spot on pants". Could be prostate, could be incontinence, or something else like spilling olive brine on yourself while dirtying up your 3rd martini.

 

[Nuuska]

Olives are great - and they combine fine with cheese

Meanwhile - back to urology

Do yuou have some salacious web-page open again?

No - I'm having remote reception with my urologist !

 

[walrus]

Getting back to the simple urine test, they didn't include "wet spot on pants".

No, no, no, I will no comment on this. No!

walrus

 

[dreadnut]

Old boy goes to the doctor for a checkup, brings his wife along. Doc says "I need a urine sample and a stool sample." Old boy can't hear too well so he asked his wife "What did the doctor say?" She said "Just give him your undershorts."