Safety first

[GAD]

I bet the scissor lift belongs to some company and they went home for the day and the guy decided to clean his gutters with it while they were away.

Or scissor lift guy called in sick (probably to see a ball game) and the boss is harping on the water guy to get the job done.

Or he left the keys in his other pants.

 

[zulu]

Dead battery. He's got the charger plugged in. Or he doesn't know there's multiple shutoff switches.

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Opsimath]

Years ago when husband used to hunt I found one of those in the dryer.

 

[davismanLV]

Years ago when husband used to hunt I found one of those in the dryer.

I'm sure that was noisy.....

 

[Opsimath]

I'm sure that was noisy.....

Not with the clothes in there. It went a full cycle.

 

[awagner]

Years ago when husband used to hunt I found one of those in the dryer.

He probably put it there to subtly suggest that you use a different fabric softener.

 

[adorshki]

 

[adorshki]

 

[Rocky]

Having grown up close to several quarries, that looks like fun. Although the slope of the cliff is a little more aggressive than I'd prefer.

 

[JohnW63]

Beer, electricity , and water. Pretty sure that's all you need for a Darwin Award.

 

[davismanLV]

Such a huge thread, not sure if this has been posted before. But it's.... funny? Creative?? Not sure.

 

[davismanLV]

 

[GGJaguar]

Ohhhhh boy...

 

[davismanLV]

Ohhhhh boy...

Is that a tree branch I hear breaking??

 

[Nuuska]

Remebber movie "Gods Must Be Crazy" ?

 

[Bill Ashton]

Just glad to see this in in the UK...or maybe Europe...not to say it couldn't/wouldn't happen in the Fire Service here

 

[walrus]

Such a huge thread, not sure if this has been posted before. But it's.... funny? Creative?? Not sure.

I think the word you are looking for is "dangerous"...

walrus

 

[Neal]

Beer, electricity , and water. Pretty sure that's all you need for a Darwin Award.

Wow. Just wow.

I am struggling to follow the convoluted trail of logic that led to this decision to invite electrocution to the party.

 

[Teleguy61]

Wow. Just wow.

I am struggling to follow the convoluted trail of logic that led to this decision to invite electrocution to the party.

Alcohol intake perhaps?