General humor

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Wilmywood]

 

[DougH]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I., Oscar Levant

 

[mushroom]

One happy onion

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

Brian Bilston posted this on Facebook today

"For Valentine’s Day, here’s an old poem; as old as they get, in fact.
It’s considered to be the world’s oldest surviving love poem, written 1.5 million years ago by one of our earliest ancestors, homo unrequitus."

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Uke]

One happy onion

Ohm . . . . . . . . . . . .

 

[gjmalcyon]

I was prepping Brussels sprouts one Thanksgiving (trimming the ends and halving) for my justly-renowned roasted sprouts when I thought I heard a tiny voice saying, "No! Please don't!".

My knives are sharp and the end was swift. And delicious.

 

[Cougar]

Brian Bilston posted this on Facebook today

"For Valentine’s Day, here’s an old poem; as old as they get, in fact.
It’s considered to be the world’s oldest surviving love poem, written 1.5 million years ago by one of our earliest ancestors, homo unrequitus."

Diplodocus with fried beans! Hilarious! (Note the perfect cadence [or is it meter?] of that line!)

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[davismanLV]

 

[Nuuska]

Are ya tryin' to tell us Doctor just fell in love w . . . . . EXTERMINATE ! ! !

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[Wilmywood]

 

[GAD]

I'll leave it up to Nuuska to translate the funny.

 

[Wilmywood]

Bass player's family sticker ...

 

[Prince of Darkness]