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A guy is skydiving. He pulls the ripcord and nothing happens. He pulls the reserve and nothing happens.

He is beginning to panic when he notices a guy coming up towards him at an alarming rate. He shouts ‘Do you know anything about parachutes?’.

Guy answers, ‘No… do you know anything about gas BBQs?’.
 
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