Finnish sense of humor

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"Finish him!" Is an audio file in the English version of Mortal Kombat.

 

[GAD]

In the video game Mortal Kombat, when you're ready to make the finishing move the game shows this:

 

[fronobulax]

? ? ?

I've never played Mortal Kombat either

 

[Nuuska]

Excuse madam - you dropped this.
It is for you boy!

For me?
My first pay for a gig !?

If you practice very hard - I guarantee that you'll learn to play without discords.

Oh - but that is how ist is supposed to sound.
I composed it myself. It is Psalm #2

Oh - bless you!
It is about Devil viping his rear with Bible.

Give the coin back - you little . . .
So no encore then?

 

[EWH]

 

[walrus]

Careful with jokes involving religion in here, @Nuuska - I put a quote from a FINNISH comedy movie about a FINNISH Heavy Metal band and some petty bible-thumper ratted me out to the admins here and they deleted my post:

"Welcome aboard to LTG and I've enjoyed most of your posts. I did get a report on one of your posts that was offensive to one of our Christian members. I realize you were saying it in jest, but please avoid any posts with religion or politics here on LTG in the future."

Gotta keep it bland in here, my friend...

Everyone has their opinion, but given my lengthy tenure here at LTG, I'd disagree that it is "bland". It is a friendly forum, full of valuable information, lots of humor, and I look forward to checking it pretty much every day. IMO, the mods do a great job keeping it so, and trying their best to keep trolls and offensive posts out. To do so, avoiding religion and politics is unfortunately a requirement these days.

Remember, if LTG is not up to your (or anyone's) expectations, it's easy enough to just not log in.

walrus

 

[EWH]

 

[davismanLV]

Okay I'm having fun tonight. I thought this was funny but @Nuuska let me know if this is funny. I mean... kinda simple and stuff but I had to share. i have very little stuff to share to this thread....

 

[Nuuska]

Almost two weeks passed without refreshing scandinavian humor . . .



Magiciansociety.fi

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[Nuuska]

The passing of Urpo Loikkanen was touching many. A husband, father of four . . .

FOUR?! This too!

 

[Nuuska]

Researchers have found dangerous chemicals in baby diapers.

 

[Nuuska]

This one supports mobile wideband up to 150Mbps.

Call right away if you have any problems.

I'm afraid that my alcohol consumtion has caused impotence.

 

[Prince of Darkness]

In the video game Mortal Kombat, when you're ready to make the finishing move the game shows this:

 

[Nuuska]

According to this Victoria Beckham has eaten same meal every day for 25 years!

Does she womit it out between meals??

 

[Nuuska]

I'm following a fast moving UFO in my field of vision!

It is elliptical and rays are emanating from it !

EARLIER :

 

[Nuuska]

I'm reading the letter of Paul . . .
Was he mentioned in the old testament ?

No - Paul is in the new twstament.

Grandma has changed her will ! She has some guy!

 

[Nuuska]

Cats can estimate with their whiskers whether or not the fit through a hole.

Do not commentate over there but help me out of here !!

 

[Prince of Darkness]

I'm following a fast moving UFO in my field of vision!

It is elliptical and rays are emanating from it !

EARLIER :

The distinctive double delta form of a Saab Draken

 

[geoguy]

Two more SAAB "ballet" demonstrations:

 

[Prince of Darkness]