It's a strange thing. When I was doing furniture repair and refinishing, people used to bring me their old, beat up stuff and wanted me to make it look new. Then the people with new stuff would bring it to me and want me to make it look old. I was forever trying to get them to trade furniture! Of course, that would've put me out of a job. New guitars should look new. They should be smooth and shiny flawless. Then you play the hell out of them and maybe, eventually, they look like these "relic" finished guitars.
I just don't understand people very well, I guess.