When love fades...

[Graham]

So tonight I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied "You're having soup, arsehole, I was talking to the cat." :shock:

 

[cjd-player]

 

[JerryR]

So tonight I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied "You're having soup, arsehole, I was talking to the cat." :shock:

So OK - the cat gets nicely fattened up ready for the oven :twisted:
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(Just remembering your previous tagline Graham :wink: )

 

[fronobulax]

(Same cat with Guild content here. Mrs. Fro has been known to make pottery on commission :wink: Fountain and bowl are her work.)