Three Questions

[Charlie Bernstein]

The South Pole is south of the magnetic South Poke.

A south poke sounds highly unmagnetic to me!

 

[Charlie Bernstein]

Uke,
Time began at the instant the Big Bang occurred, so to speak of what came before it is meaningless.
It's like asking what is south of the South Pole.
RBSinTo

Bzzzht. Thank you for playing. Time began on March 10, 1970, when I saw my first Dead show.

 

[Charlie Bernstein]

I thought it was from a song in the early 90's. "The numpty dance is your chance to do the numpt, oh oh do the numpty".

Hey! What about "Numpty Dumpty sat on a wall. . . ."?

 

[Charlie Bernstein]

What "was" before the big bang?

The cat pushing the vase off the mantle.

 

[Rich Cohen]

You're welcome! Here we spell it Maineiac.

Charlie, actually I was trying to pun on Maineiac.

 

[JohnW63]

I'm completely numptified by this topic.

 

[Charlie Bernstein]

Charlie, actually I was trying to pun on Maineiac.

Dang. I'm a bottle of Heinz ketchup: slow because I'm thick.

 

[Rich Cohen]

The Oxford English Dictionary says "numps" is "of uncertain origin."

 

[steve488]

Numpified - situation where in you are stone stiff because of the numpties around you
Numpered - =result of numpties attempting to do "work"

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