adorshki
Reverential Member
Dog doody's bad enough, but imagine stumbling across one of these on your morning beach run (yeah, 'beach run', in my dreams..... 
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From here: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pacific-football-fish-california-beach/ :
"A beachgoer was shocked to discover a rarely-spotted fish, with a monstrous-looking body shaped like a football, washed up at a California beach last week.
Crystal Cove State Park shared pictures of the fish, which is completely black and has extremely sharp, pointy teeth, on social media on Monday. It said the creature is most likely a female Pacific Football Fish, one of more than 200 species of anglerfish around the world, typically found thousands of feet deep in the ocean.
'Only females possess a long stalk on the head with bioluminescent tips used as a lure to entice prey in the darkness of waters as deep as 3,000 feet!' the park wrote. 'Their teeth, like pointed shards of glass, are transparent and their large mouth is capable of sucking up and swallowing prey the size of their own body.'
"Ooooh... shiny!"....what a way to go.
I wanna know how they taste on the grill.
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From here: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pacific-football-fish-california-beach/ :
"A beachgoer was shocked to discover a rarely-spotted fish, with a monstrous-looking body shaped like a football, washed up at a California beach last week.
Crystal Cove State Park shared pictures of the fish, which is completely black and has extremely sharp, pointy teeth, on social media on Monday. It said the creature is most likely a female Pacific Football Fish, one of more than 200 species of anglerfish around the world, typically found thousands of feet deep in the ocean.
'Only females possess a long stalk on the head with bioluminescent tips used as a lure to entice prey in the darkness of waters as deep as 3,000 feet!' the park wrote. 'Their teeth, like pointed shards of glass, are transparent and their large mouth is capable of sucking up and swallowing prey the size of their own body.'
"Ooooh... shiny!"....what a way to go.
I wanna know how they taste on the grill.
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