Westerly Wood
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His first performance on Carson, 1982...
Me too!! I thought he was gone, so I looked him up. Still with us, just being quieter......You need to rephrase your thread title. Not “was”, “is”! I thought we’d lost another one.
“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
― Steven Wright
tags: amnesia, humor, memory
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“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
― Steven Wright
tags: first, funny, skydiving
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“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”
― Steven Wright
tags: books, humor
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“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
― Steven Wright
tags: humor, perspective, walking
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“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
― Steven Wright
tags: failure, humor, success
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“If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”
― steven wright
tags: humor
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“When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”
― Steven Wright
tags: absurd, humor
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“The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.”
― Steven Wright
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“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
― Steven Wright
tags: fishing, humor
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“I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.”
― Steven Wright
tags: breakfast, humor, nonsense
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“Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.”
― Steven Wright
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“If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?”
― Steven Wright
tags: humor
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“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”
Do we have a picture of him in GG's Darwin awards thread (Safety First)?Wright used to work at Logan Airport parking jets. He got fired when he locked the keys to a plane in the cockpit and was on a 20 foot ladder with a coat hanger trying to get in...