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"Sis Boom Bah." Karnac the Magnificent, then he ripped open the envelope from Ed McMahon and read this question: "Describe the sound when a sheep explodes?"
I saw this one live one night long ago...
Think Bum also said about Earl Campbell and I will paraphrase: Reporters were on Bum about carrying the ball 35 plus times in a game and when reporter asked Bum if he anything to say--Bum said, "It ain't very heavy."One of my faves is from the late Bum Phillips former coach of the Houston Oilers.. When asked by a reporter if he thought Earl Campbell was in a class of his own, he had this to say..
"Well let's but put it this way, when class is in session, it don't take long to call the roll."
I saw that one too!
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