Read an article about a man who apparently beat his wife to death with two banjos...kind of a parallel universe to gun control, isn't it? Imagine the bumper stickers...
"When banjos are outlawed, only outlaws will have banjos"
"I'll give up my banjo when they pry my cold, dead fingers from the frets"
On a positive note, at least there's two less banjos!
"When banjos are outlawed, only outlaws will have banjos"
"I'll give up my banjo when they pry my cold, dead fingers from the frets"
On a positive note, at least there's two less banjos!