coastie99
Enlightened Member
Errol and Mal are at a Sydney bar/bistro, guzzling beer, burping and farting, and carrying on in an uncouth manner, as is the Oz-tralian way of things.
At a table close by, there's an attractive blonde, alone, enjoying a meal of prawns. ( And I'd have to say that, for their manifest faults, Oz-tralians do prawns pretty bloody well, but I digress.)
Errol and Mal are paying her no attention ( which is strange, because your average Oz-tralian bloke wants to shag any sheila that's breathing, and there's probably a goodly-few who would shag any sheila who ISN'T breathing, but I digress. )
The blonde throws her knife and fork down and starts coughing and coughing and coughing. Now she's turning purple and gesturing wildly at her throat.
Errol notices this and says to Mal "Jeez mate, I think that sheila's choking on a prawn !"
As quick as a flash, Mal stands the blonde upright, and in one fluid motion, rips her trousers and knickers down to her ankles. Throwing her across the table, he thrusts his tongue into the cleft of her bum and gives her a big slurp.
Taken aback by this intrusion upon her, the blonde coughs the offending prawn fair across the room !
Errol's amazed !! "Jeez mate" he says. "You're a bloody hero, I reckon you saved that sheila"s life."
Mal is grinning from ear to ear. "Mate", he says, "I've always wanted to perform the Hind Lick Manoeuvre."
At a table close by, there's an attractive blonde, alone, enjoying a meal of prawns. ( And I'd have to say that, for their manifest faults, Oz-tralians do prawns pretty bloody well, but I digress.)
Errol and Mal are paying her no attention ( which is strange, because your average Oz-tralian bloke wants to shag any sheila that's breathing, and there's probably a goodly-few who would shag any sheila who ISN'T breathing, but I digress. )
The blonde throws her knife and fork down and starts coughing and coughing and coughing. Now she's turning purple and gesturing wildly at her throat.
Errol notices this and says to Mal "Jeez mate, I think that sheila's choking on a prawn !"
As quick as a flash, Mal stands the blonde upright, and in one fluid motion, rips her trousers and knickers down to her ankles. Throwing her across the table, he thrusts his tongue into the cleft of her bum and gives her a big slurp.
Taken aback by this intrusion upon her, the blonde coughs the offending prawn fair across the room !
Errol's amazed !! "Jeez mate" he says. "You're a bloody hero, I reckon you saved that sheila"s life."
Mal is grinning from ear to ear. "Mate", he says, "I've always wanted to perform the Hind Lick Manoeuvre."