Rayk
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Falling out of the stupid thing ! So yeah new kayak , narrower, longer , faster , easier to fall the F out of ! ( No Disclaimer ) Cruising along ( in this case ) went under a branch ( it was pretty ) did not see the hidden branch under the water which had two nice pokey sticks sticking up which couldn’t be seen but since my kayak has a bit deeper draft then my old one I ran up over it . It was like an ejection seat , will he push the shiny red bottom ? Heck yeah , Sprong ! And out he comes .
Unfortunately for said me and my amazing duration of continuous bad luck . My hatch that held my precious iPhone was not latched and when I went over so did it ! Murky clay silty water and a lot of fowl language in sued.
I made two return trips to find it , first trip was to the wrong cove . second trip to the right cove but for some reason it looked different ? My son was with me the first time ( we were magnetic fishing ) and at one point he asked dad ! Yes , what’s that ? Omg did you find my phone ? No that ! Oh that’s just big log floating by . Ok .
Not ok ! That stupid log was in the cove with my phone ! Not only that but it had friends!!
Storm came through brought a tree or two down , guess where ? Yup on my freaking phone ! Along with some more floaty friends .
What have I done in this life or my past life that just relentlessy goes to extremes to piss me off !? *^%#%#**!!! Etc;
So I had some old phones, iPhone 6 Plus and android oneplus which I used for a day , then when all my hair was pulled out I whipped out the credit card and ordered a new iPhone .
Yes I cursed and stomped around at the price saying that’s a new guitar ! Grumble grumble grumble .
So here we are new phone in hand . One reason to find the sunken treasure was the sim card . Turns out this phone doesn’t use SIM cards now they’re called eSims . Isn’t that just dandy so all my pictures and contacts are kaput !
But for a small amount of money I can iCloud everything isn’t that convenient. Lastly I just went to get the Apple care plus with theft and lost coverage.
Sure Apple says we’re just gunna send ya a email ( Ding ! ) just hit the blue button and follow the instructions…..,., ok tap …… tap …. Hmm tap again … oh for Pete sakes ! Resend ! Tap …. Tap …. Taptaptaptaptaptaptap !!!!!! Aghhhhh COME ON , REALLY !!!! You got to be kidding me !!
I don’t care what it takes when I die I’m coming after you ! Whoever you are and wherever you’re at be it limbo, heaven or hecksville I’m gunna kick your a$$ when I find you !
Unfortunately for said me and my amazing duration of continuous bad luck . My hatch that held my precious iPhone was not latched and when I went over so did it ! Murky clay silty water and a lot of fowl language in sued.
I made two return trips to find it , first trip was to the wrong cove . second trip to the right cove but for some reason it looked different ? My son was with me the first time ( we were magnetic fishing ) and at one point he asked dad ! Yes , what’s that ? Omg did you find my phone ? No that ! Oh that’s just big log floating by . Ok .
Not ok ! That stupid log was in the cove with my phone ! Not only that but it had friends!!
Storm came through brought a tree or two down , guess where ? Yup on my freaking phone ! Along with some more floaty friends .
What have I done in this life or my past life that just relentlessy goes to extremes to piss me off !? *^%#%#**!!! Etc;
So I had some old phones, iPhone 6 Plus and android oneplus which I used for a day , then when all my hair was pulled out I whipped out the credit card and ordered a new iPhone .
Yes I cursed and stomped around at the price saying that’s a new guitar ! Grumble grumble grumble .
So here we are new phone in hand . One reason to find the sunken treasure was the sim card . Turns out this phone doesn’t use SIM cards now they’re called eSims . Isn’t that just dandy so all my pictures and contacts are kaput !
But for a small amount of money I can iCloud everything isn’t that convenient. Lastly I just went to get the Apple care plus with theft and lost coverage.
Sure Apple says we’re just gunna send ya a email ( Ding ! ) just hit the blue button and follow the instructions…..,., ok tap …… tap …. Hmm tap again … oh for Pete sakes ! Resend ! Tap …. Tap …. Taptaptaptaptaptaptap !!!!!! Aghhhhh COME ON , REALLY !!!! You got to be kidding me !!
I don’t care what it takes when I die I’m coming after you ! Whoever you are and wherever you’re at be it limbo, heaven or hecksville I’m gunna kick your a$$ when I find you !