Marketing slogans for these guitars:
Activator - You can't help jumping around and posing when you play this guitar!
Escalator - Excellent for shredding up and down the fretboard!
Radiator - Watch the crowd heat up when you solo on this baby!
Percolator - Play this guitar each morning, it will wake you up!
Calculator - Trying to add to your repertoire? This guitar will help!
Incinerator - Flaming, shredding, solos on this hot axe!
Accelerator - The style of this fretboard and guitar will make you a faster soloist!
Legislator - This guitar only stays in tune once a week, but when it does, it rocks (sort of)!
Or perhaps more appropriate for current member demographics:
Ambulator - Still paying heavy metal at your age? This guitar will call 911 automatically after one hour!
Fibrillator - Wake up the crowd (and yourself) with this guitar!
Accumulator (Grot, GAD, we're lookin' at you!) (+1!)
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