Finding humor during COVID-19 pandemic

[davismanLV]

Since the other thread was locked for going too off topic I had to start a new one. Just so I can post about feeling smug about the version I got..... no but really.

 

[walrus]

walrus

 

[Nuuska]

Sort of like : "I want to be killed by ISIS - not just any bandit!"

 

[Default]

I met a very attractive 45 year old woman the other day, who confessed that she "really had a thing for me".



Turned out to be an arrest warrant.

 

[Default]

To be fair, I should have noticed the uniform *before* she started beating me with her baton...

 

[davismanLV]

You mean like this??

 

[Nuuska]

A woman was standing on bridge rail ready to jump for committing suicide.
A hobo approaches and finding out she's about to kill herself - asks : can we have sex - while it should not matter to you after all?
She says : absolutely no!
He replies : ok - I'll wait for you down there.

 

[walrus]

walrus

 

[walrus]

walrus

 

[davismanLV]

 

[Default]

How can we tell? Everything is blue!

 

[davismanLV]

Here's a combination COVID and Christmas post!!

 

[davismanLV]

Well this is a fun memory that came up from 2 years ago on Facebook. Takes me back to when it all began, you know??

 

[walrus]

Used to hunt for wipes in the early morning. Now they are buy one get one free.

I must admit I still have some in my car and in my house.

walrus

 

[fronobulax]

I just deleted several posts. I unilaterally, acting alone as a Moderator, decided they served no purpose other than to bait the Moderators. If anyone has a problem with my action, know that I will read PMs.

 

[davismanLV]

This memory from 2 years ago came up on FB today. Back in the early days.....