Early Guild board meeting....
"Hey can I get some of that beer?"
"Sure..."
"So folks, we know D is for dreadnaught, that just makes a lot of sense and Martin already did it like that etc....but what do we do re these more jumbo, shapely acoustics?"
"Why not F?"
"What the heck does F stand for"?
"Does it matter? It's not like people will be talking about this in 50 years..."
"Well, F could stand for Folk, like Yamaha does that, I think..."
"Oh gosh, Yamaha...what a joke that company is. Do we have to do everything Yamaha does? Their guitars are crap..."
"Plus, Yamaha is not going to make it..."
"Back to F please, folks..."
"Can I get some more beer?"
"Sure..."
"F could also stand for flattop, which to me, can mean anything really..."
"I like it..."