Engineering Humor

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If you've ever wondered why software sucks, this is it in a nutshell:

 

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If you've ever wondered why there are so many standards (think USB):

 

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This is so true it hurts. I used to have this as a slide in one of my classes.

 

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This one may as well be from my house:

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[Opsimath]

That's pretty impressive, but they're missing out on holding and cuddling the babies.

Have you ever held a sleeping baby just because you didn't want to put it down?

 

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That's pretty impressive, but they're missing out on holding and cuddling the babies.

Have you ever held a sleeping baby just because you didn't want to put it down?

Have you ever gotten tired of the screaming and begged for such an apparatus?

 

[Opsimath]

Have you ever gotten tired of the screaming and begged for such an apparatus?

I think I have a lot of scream sympathy for babies. I just want to make it better so they can be happy.

 

[JohnW63]

I remember so much lost time driving around the neighborhood or doing laps around the house pushing an umbrella stroller trying to get the kid to go to sleep! Eventually we found that " get a firm mattress so the kid won't have back trouble or smother " firm mattress was so damn hard I didn't blame the kid for waking up when ever we put him in it. I think that having one half of that double feeder was have fit the " please go to sleep! " bit quite well.

 

[Opsimath]

I remember so much lost time driving around the neighborhood or doing laps around the house pushing an umbrella stroller trying to get the kid to go to sleep! Eventually we found that " get a firm mattress so the kid won't have back trouble or smother " firm mattress was so damn hard I didn't blame the kid for waking up when ever we put him in it. I think that having one half of that double feeder was have fit the " please go to sleep! " bit quite well.

Yeah, I walked my crying baby until I felt like I couldn't take another step without falling down, and then sat and bounced and rocked him until we both passed out from exhaustion. Good times!

 

[Nuuska]

Is there a poop diaper automatic change machine somewhere ?

 

[GGJaguar]

I walked my crying baby until I felt like I couldn't take another step

I turned the vacuum cleaner on. Worked like a charm, though it was annoying.

 

[walrus]

We were lucky. Our babies slept like babies. I miss those days a lot...

walrus

 

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Man, I don’t miss doing defrags. I do kind of miss the endorphins as the final block moved, though.

 

[JohnW63]

I liked the older defragers. They did what the above pictures looks like. The newer ones just tidy it up a bit. I know, it's not necessary anymore but if you're gonna' say you cleaned your room, sonny, you better make it look good!

 

[fronobulax]

Of course Thou Shalt Not Defrag A SSD.

 

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