"Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 pm in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King." Har Har
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"After communion, the congregation will sing "Crown Him With Many Crows."
Beans will be served for our supper on Wednesday night --Music will follow!
"The pastor's daughter will play the piano, which once again fell upon her."
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Kind of getting the jump on Good Friday!
The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Here's a few more for you.
"Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers."
"Announcement to the Moms Who Care ladies group: There will be no Moms who care this week."
"After the sermon: A moment of silence for prayer and medication."
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."
"The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning."
"Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers."
"Announcement to the Moms Who Care ladies group: There will be no Moms who care this week."
"After the sermon: A moment of silence for prayer and medication."
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."
"The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning."
Low Self Esteem group will meet on Wednesday evening at 7pm. Please use the rear entrance.