Check out the description of this F-30R

[Neal]

I love the translation of this F-30R's description from Japanese to English.

Guild F 30R (05/22) | Reverb

The oldest F30 series acoustic guitar in the guild's flat top type. Based on the model custom-made by Paul Simon, the top is spruce, the sides and back are rosewood, and the high-gloss type nitrocellulose lacquer finish is adopted. The size of a small jumbo of about 15 inches has just the righ...

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"The size of a small jumbo of about 15 inches has just the right amount of repulsion, and the stroke is rosewood, but it doesn't get too crowded, and the arpeggio reverberates loosely and plumply."

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[chazmo]

Haha... Poor Japanese translation, I'm afraid, but great for a chuckle!

We have a number of catch phrases in the computer biz, Neal, that are a result of the same kind of bad translations.

 

[EWH]

 

[Neal]

That's what I aim for in my musical endeavors. Just the right amount of repulsion.

 

[Opsimath]

That's what I aim for in my musical endeavors. Just the right amount of repulsion.

I already have that, but it's not intentional.