Guys, A 'Fruit' is cockney rhyming slang. It is short for 'fruit gum' rhymes with 'chum', that is friend or mate. Indians,sub continent not your local red indian,learnt their english from everybody they contacted including cockney Londoners and expanded the 'fruit' to 'frutee'as in rupee.
Now I could refer to you all as 'chinas'. China plate= mate.
As for Sperzals, Darryl it sounds like they havn't changed much!
Coastie,I have surely come across some pretty Grottoh tuners in my time but those look like Grovers to me!
Au revoir.