Said in my best Charleston Heston voice..arms held up high...." Be still all of nature and yon wildlife!! This woman would like it to be LIKE the outside, but not BE outside! "
@JohnW63 that's it exactly!! The weird thing is the downstairs patio is separated into two section, with the outside bar in the middle and wraps around TWO dining rooms that are two stories of glass looking to the outside! It's honestly quite beautiful. Used during super busy times and when weather isn't so great, they're lovely. It's like being outside only inside with a wall of glass separating them from the patio. Although they were closed that day, he offered her one of those tables next to the glass. She said, "You're missing the point!! I want to be outside." I think he said, "Well, that's the best we can do, outside has birds and trees and leaves." And then she either stormed out in a huff or he asked her to leave. Not sure which, but I'm glad she was gone. People like that leave the house every day hoping to find something to hate and be angry about, and usually about 100% of the time THEY ARE SUCCESSFUL!!
