Time for some guitarist jokes...

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sjs said:
Know how to get 2 guitar players to play in tune?

Shoot one of them.

*kerplunk*
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You are lost in the woods. You come across Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and a guitarist playing in tune. Who do you ask for directions? Santa or the Easter Bunny because the guitarist is clearly a figment of your imagination.
 
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fronobulax said:
You are lost in the woods. You come across Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and a guitarist playing in tune. Who do you ask for directions? Santa or the Easter Bunny because the guitarist is clearly a figment of your imagination.
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You're talking to girls, right? Because guys never ask for directions.
 
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I can't decide if it's funnier or weirder that it's a real thing:

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Guy on Reddit posted this and was quite proud of it.

Down in the thread he posted that " I was busking so I needed a fix ASAP. It worked! And I made enough in tips to buy new strings. " and then I felt bad for mocking his ingenuity.

But then he posted: "But now, it’s become an experiment to see how long this lasts…" and now I'm back to thinking that mocking is warranted.

But then I felt judgmental for mocking someone who could barely afford strings.

Really, the whole thing has been quite a ride.
 
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