What would you add to this sign?

[Los Angeles]

[quote="Brad Little":3f68bih2]

keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses from knocking.. :lol: Steffan

I had a downstairs neighbor once scared off a bible thumper by just opening the door. It was about 7:30 AM, he had on ragged gym shorts with his prison tats (and pecs) showing, a cigar in one hand and a beer in the other. She took one look and turned around without a word.
Brad

Haha...that reminds me of one of my teachers in high school. He was a deacon, and got a jehovahs witness at the door. He invited him, sat down with him on the couch and the jehovahs witness asked "have you found jesus?" He says "Yes, as a matter of fact I have. I am a catholic deacon."....and went of for an hour educating the guy about catholicism. He said by the end of their talk comparing the 2 religions, the guy wasn't exactly sure if he wanted to be a jehovahs witness anymore.[/quote:3f68bih2]
I imagine he wouldn't want to be a catholic, either. :shock:

 

[adorshki]

Haha...that reminds me of one of my teachers in high school. He was a deacon, and got a jehovahs witness at the door. He invited him, sat down with him on the couch ...He said by the end of their talk comparing the 2 religions, the guy wasn't exactly sure if he wanted to be a jehovahs witness anymore.

That's funny. My best buddy (unintentionally) converted two of 'em to Krishna consciousness, but it took several Saturday morining visits over few months. They kept comin' back for more. :lol:
Yes, it's a true story. No, he's not one of those guys that patrols the airports in an orange sheet.
And the Jehovah's Witnesses were just regular folks too, to be fair. :wink: