What would you add to this sign?

[Darryl Hattenhauer]

I'm making a sign for my front porch. What would you add to this?

NO: flyers, leaflets, handbills, surveys, notices, menus, advertising, trespassing, selling, peddling, soliciting, canvassing, evangelists, religionists, or politicos.

YES: family, friends, neighbors, colleagues, cops, firefighters, EMTs, postal workers, UPS, and Fed Ex.

 

[southernGuild]

:lol: Too early here for me to contribute ( still 'waking up' ), But that list is already a winner. Covers things pretty well too!

 

[bluesypicky]

You forgot strippers and Rosie under "YES"....

 

[taabru45]

The Red Cross used to give you a little sign when you gave blood...'Proud Blood Doner' Placed on the door, I've heard, keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses from knocking.. :lol: Steffan

 

[Darryl Hattenhauer]

Steffan,

That gives me an idea. At the bottom I could add that I'm a vampire, gun nut, intravenous drug addict, alcoholic, pyromaniac, thief, blackmailer, and lawyer.

hf

 

[poser]

banjo players? (You get to choose whether it's under the "yes" or "no" part)

 

[taabru45]

Be sure you add that you also own a pit bull with aids :lol: Steffan

 

[Bikerdoc]

O.K. so what happened? :?: :?:

A sign that says it all:
"My dog greets the righteous. The self-righteous meets Smith & Wesson." Of course that sign implies a bit of self-righteousness as well. :lol:

I have to warn you that it's quite possible the ACLU may take exception to any sign. They have been known to force people to remove "No Trespassing" signs simply because one person objected.

Peace

 

[Guild Dawg]

NO: teetotalers, snakehandlers, Amway, Stairway to Heaven, Free Bird, AutoTune, facelifts, cutoff jeans (men)
YES: accordions, harmonicas, Girl Scout cookies, halter tops, cutoff jeans (women)

and also
"Clothing Optional"

 

[Brad Little]

banjo players? (You get to choose whether it's under the "yes" or "no" part)

Yep, that was what I thought, too.
Brad

 

[Brad Little]

keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses from knocking.. :lol: Steffan

I had a downstairs neighbor once scared off a bible thumper by just opening the door. It was about 7:30 AM, he had on ragged gym shorts with his prison tats (and pecs) showing, a cigar in one hand and a beer in the other. She took one look and turned around without a word.
Brad

 

[Darryl Hattenhauer]

Hey, I AM a banjo player.

 

[southernGuild]

" ....and the sign said, you have to have a membership card to get inside"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Q7cP3ij5g
"I'm Alive, and doing fine" :wink:

 

[killdeer43]

Save time and just put up a simple sign, complete with skull and crossbones:

Under Quarantine by County Health Department:
Bubonic Plaque Present on Premises

*Works for me, :wink:
Joe

 

[charliea]

The cats have made it a little ragged, but here's my current "welcome" mat.

 

[walrus]

You forgot "Yes" to LTGers!!

walrus

 

[Walter Broes]

You forgot "Guild guitar enthousiasts, and steel guitarists" under "YES".

 

[dreadnut]

How about this, in big block letters:

NO!

 

[Yoko Oh No]

at the end of the "NO" section add:

....kidding

 

[kevin the bass man]

keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses from knocking.. :lol: Steffan

I had a downstairs neighbor once scared off a bible thumper by just opening the door. It was about 7:30 AM, he had on ragged gym shorts with his prison tats (and pecs) showing, a cigar in one hand and a beer in the other. She took one look and turned around without a word.
Brad

Haha...that reminds me of one of my teachers in high school. He was a deacon, and got a jehovahs witness at the door. He invited him, sat down with him on the couch and the jehovahs witness asked "have you found jesus?" He says "Yes, as a matter of fact I have. I am a catholic deacon."....and went of for an hour educating the guy about catholicism. He said by the end of their talk comparing the 2 religions, the guy wasn't exactly sure if he wanted to be a jehovahs witness anymore.