"When she started to play, Steinway himself came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano." -- Bob Hope
"He doesn't slap the bass. He prefers to reason with it." -- Rick Riman
Seen on a button at the 2001 Western Colorado Memorial Day Weekend Bluegrass Festival: "Thanks for not laughing at my break"
"Bill Monroe had a banjo player named Stringbean. In the early days, all banjo players were named after vegetables." -- Chris Jones at the Durango Meltdown, April 12, 2002
"Boxing is like ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."
-- unknown
"He doesn't slap the bass. He prefers to reason with it." -- Rick Riman
Seen on a button at the 2001 Western Colorado Memorial Day Weekend Bluegrass Festival: "Thanks for not laughing at my break"
"Bill Monroe had a banjo player named Stringbean. In the early days, all banjo players were named after vegetables." -- Chris Jones at the Durango Meltdown, April 12, 2002
"Boxing is like ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."
-- unknown
