10. The Chief Surgeon graduated from the University of Benihana.
9. The company logo features a hand squeezing a bleeding turnip.
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
7. The 24-hour emergency nurse line is answered in Pakistan.
6. The use of antibiotics is deemed an "unauthorized experimental procedure."
5. You ask for Viagra and they give you a popsicle stick and duct tape.
4. You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicked in.
3. They ask if you'll be paying in eggs or pelts.
2. You run into your Doctor working part-time at a car wash.
and...
1. Their 24-hour claims line is 1-800-TUF-SH*T.
9. The company logo features a hand squeezing a bleeding turnip.
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
7. The 24-hour emergency nurse line is answered in Pakistan.
6. The use of antibiotics is deemed an "unauthorized experimental procedure."
5. You ask for Viagra and they give you a popsicle stick and duct tape.
4. You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicked in.
3. They ask if you'll be paying in eggs or pelts.
2. You run into your Doctor working part-time at a car wash.
and...
1. Their 24-hour claims line is 1-800-TUF-SH*T.
