(This next part is entirely irresponsible of me, especially since I had a kid with me in the car, but caution be damned, I was already slightly irate that morning and his cutting me off pissed me off...)
Sumthin' 'bout this town, brotha...I can be out there on a pretty wide open freeway on a Saturday morining at 9am doin' my rocksteady 55 in the #2 lane for the ol' fuel economy, lane on either side wide open, and they'll
still come chargin' up behind and tailgate like they're tryin' to shove me outta the way.
An overwhelming percentage of 'em seem to be younger (20's-30's) males in GM full-size trucks or SUV's living up to a certain "hot-headed" ethnic stereotype.
These days I actually lift off the gas when I see 'em comin'. Seriously. :biggrin-new:
Then if they stay there for more than 10 seconds I turn on my emergency blinkers. All the while with foot off the gas goin' slower an'
slower... I think they calls it "passive-aggressive" :highly_amused:
Stay cool my brotha and trust me there's a glorious feeling of vindication when a cop is finally around when you need 'im and pulls one of these yahoos over.
Then you can stop and
really pile it on by telling the cop what he was doing to you before the cop saw him.
:excitement:
Had a funny thing happen recently when I was on my way home after work. I wear a suit and and tie to work and my car is a black 4-door which looks like a perfect unmarked FBI vehicle. On that particular day I was trying a brand new pair of sunglasses which traditionally I detest, I just don't like the way they distort colors, but sometimes ya gotta do something about late afternoon sun directly in your eyes.
Anyway, these glasses look like perfect FBI as well, and sure enough, here comes a speeding dweeb, tailgates me for about 5 seconds, then pulls around to pass on my left and slows to look at me.
I look over with an unsmiling grim-mouthed expression, I see his arm coming up like he's about to give the ol' one-finger salute when I see his eyes widen and he just speeds up and keeps hightailin' down the road.
Gosh, I think he musta thought I was an FBI agent or sumthin'.
Gotta remember that trick.
I keep the sunglasses handy now, too.
:biggrin-new: