literally tears of laughter at work, reading this comments, thanks Walrus for the heads up...the best part is GC is not deleting them LOL
"My wife was really excited when I maxed out al 10 credit cards! We drive old used cars and don't eat out much anymore, but well worth it for family song night."
"I made a wise choice and spent all my savings for college tuition to buy this guitar! It comes in a nice case and wrenches and screwdrivers to adjust the date and time. My parent's are mad about me spending all the college money they saved for 18 years, but I'm hoping the good music will more than make up for it! I now live in a refrigerator box and use my guitar as a table to eat cat food, since I am now impoverished. oops!"
"I have been making steampunk music for years and I have never come across a more perfect guitar. The price is steep, but I think it's worth it to make music for my community. Whether you're piloting a dirigible, captaining an overly-complicated submarine, or just playing a Smash Mouth cover to your buddies at a retro-futuristic social event, this guitar will always suit your steampunk needs. Thanks Martin!"
"This guitar is great for beginners..Literally cost me an arm and a leg. Now I just have to figure out how to play it with one arm....."
Oh, and the Pros v Cons from one of the reviews:
Pros:
Goes well with my steampunk glasses
Here Comes The Sun basically plays itself
Chick magnet
Cons:
Not pre-routed for Floyd Rose
Ernie Ball Super Slinky 8's don't fit well
Not a family friendly guitar
Seriously, I have had such a good and well needed laugh since I read chuck Norris facts back in 2007.