Steve, there's loads and loads of potential here...
I'm board, mother, with this line of humor...Truth be told, I find it impeding my path...it's just not how I'm wired. I mean, I couldn't resistor...it's not like I even really tried. She gave me shorts for my birthday...Shorts! Boy, I felt like showing her watts watt! I stayed grounded, though, by insulating myself from her charms. I re-fused to let myself be attracted again, instead choosing to conduct myself appropriately...to stay positive.
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Thanks for the thread, Hans.